As many of you know, I am a sucker for bad jokes. I love them. I apologize for the lack of substance but my brain is tired. It has been a hell of a week. Trees falling down, flat tires, leaking pipes……so, without further adieu, here’s a gift from my house to your house. Happy Friday!
Please feel free to share YOUR bad jokes!
Q: Why can’t the pirate make it through the alphabet?
A: He keeps getting lost at “C”!
Q: What do you call 3 rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hairline!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed!
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear!
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
Q: What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
A: White vans!
Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don’t know and I don’t care!
Q: What’s a duck’s favorite drug?
Q: Does anyone need an ark?
A: I Noah a guy!
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out!
I know, I know, simply terrible, just awful. I am so sorry, I could not help myself.
I told you, it has been one of those weeks.
ttfn, I gotta see a guy about a joke!